WHO'S YOUR BEST FRiENDS??

OKAY. MY BEST FRiENDS ARE EMEFA, LAUREN (O., NO OFFENSE LAUREN K.), AND, MAYBE, JAD..

iF HE WASN'T SUCH A JERK ALL THE TiME!!

ANYWAY, YES i AM HAViNG THE BEST TiME EVER AT THiS PARTY.. SORT OF. : Þ

i'M SO BORED!!

AND iT'S THANKSGiViNG.. AND i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRiTE.. MY LiFE SUCKS.

MY FRiEND JEN iS SiTTiNG NEXT TO ME.. WATCHiNG WHAT i TYPE. DRiNKiNG CHAMPAGNE. iN A VERY PRETTY GLASS.. EVERYONE ELSE iS DONWSTAiRS, EATiNG PiE.

WOW. AND i THOUGHT MY LiFE WAS GOOD.

i GUESS iT'S NOT.

DARN i'M BORED..

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i'M BOR
i'M BORE
i'M BORED.

SOOOO BORED.

WHY ELSE WHY WOULD i BE WRiTiNG THiS?

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GOD.. MY LiFE iS POO.

i KNOW A SECRET

HAHA, i KNOW A SECRET! BUT i CAN'T TELL YOU GUYS; BECAUSE THEN iT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET! sO, i'M NOT GOiNG TO TELL YOU GUYS.. ASK JAD. HE KNOWS. AND iF HER SAYS HE DOESN'T, HE DOES. SO ASK HiM, NOT ME. ALSO, i THiNK EMEFA AND SOMEONE ELSE DOES, TOO. BUT ANYWAYS, YEAH.

i'M BORED. i'M SiTTING HERE, LiSTENiNG TO MY BROTHER TALK TO ME ABOUT ONYX (A POKEMON) AND SOME OTHER ONE THAT i CANNOT SPELL.. ANYWAY, iT'S MY GAME AND HE'S PLAYiNG iT. nOW HE'S TELLiNG ME HOW TO SPELL SHiNX.. iT'S SPELLED LIKE THiS: S-H-i-N-X. ANYWAY, NOW THE PHONE RANG - iT'S MY NEiGHBOR. BUT i'M NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER iT BECAUSE SOMETiMES, WHEN i ANSWER THE PHONE, i FORGET WHAT THE PERSON ON THE OTHER LiNE SAYS TO ME - SO i THEN GET IN TROUBLE. AND THEN SOMETiMES i LiSTEN TO THE MESSAGE AND THEN FORGET TO TELL EVERYONE. SO, i AM ALMOST COMPLETELY BANNED FROM THE PHONE, UNLESS i AM CALLiNG SOMEONE. BUT THE OCCAiSONAL MISHAP OF WHEN i FORGET WHO i AM CALLiNG HAPPENS -- OCCAiSONALLY. HEHE. SO NOW MY NEW OLD BROTHER (MOSTLY OLD, BUT YOUNG, iF YOU GET WHAT i AM SAYiNG) iS TELLiNG ME ABOUT POKEMON; AGAIN. YAWN. SO, LADIDADIDA. i AM ONCE AGAiN BORED. i AM WATCHiNG SOME KiND OF iNSANE, CRAZY BATTLE BETWEEN MY SUPER CUTE PiPLUP i NAMED PiPPY, THAT HAS RECENTLY EVOLVED INTO A PRINPLUP, AND SOME KiND OF WEiRD HEADBUTT-POKEMON. i WiLL ASK HiS NAME TO ROBBiE LATER. SO PETE, DON'T TELL ME, DARNNiT!! AND HE JUST TOLD ME. THE LiTTLE TURD!! A CUTE TURD, i MEAN!! iF THAT MAKES YOU FELL BETTER.. HEHE. GAWD. WHEN iS MY MUDDER GOiNG TO TO BE BACK WID MY FADDAH FROM THE AiRPORT. AND NO, HE iS NOT LEAVING. HE iS PiCKiNG UP, NO, DROPPiNG OFF, HIS.. NO, NOT THE SNOT iN HiS NOSE!! THE RENTAL CAR. AND NO, PETE. THAT WAS MOST CERTAiNLY NOT ABOUT YOU. iF YOU COULD READ, YOU WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD THAT. AND i MEANT THAT iN A GOOD WAY, PETE!! ANYWAY, i LOVE TO EAT CHiNESE FOOD!! i JUST ATE, BEFORE MOM AND DAD LEFT, FRiED RiCE AND TRiPLE iN GARLiC. iT WAS VERY YUMMY. WOWZERS!! i JUST CAUGHT A GEODUDE (HAPPY MUSiC). ANYWAY, NOW iT'S TiME FOR ME TO SAY FAREWELL!!

MOM ALERT!!!

My mother is watching our every post.. (evil music)

DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA!! DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

So, yeah.





Georgia xoxo

I am SO pissed!

Guess who called me a while ago?? JAD!! Guess where he was?? TOMASSO'S!! I am so pissed at him because the whole time, because there were so many people, I didn't even know who I was talking to!! So there -- Jad, I am so totally pissed at you!

But I am also really bummed - I wasn't there!! -starts to cry-




Georgia xoxo

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